Ulysses Redux #103: The Wheel of Bloom (XVI)

Summary

Remixes Joyce's Ulysses with chapters from Robert Jordan‘s (and Brandon Sanderson’s) series of epic fantasy novels, The Wheel of Time.

Contents

1. Telemachus (24 September 2026), based on Joyce's Telemachus and Robert Jordan's series The Wheel of Time:

   Pain, that is chasing you were—not at her, but I feel as if Rand died, crushed by huge bodies pulling back to that from other circles—would have secrets worth knowing.

   tags: Ulysses (novel) | James Joyce | 1922 | automatically generated text | Patrick Mooney | 1990 | 1991 | 1992 | 1993 | 1994 | 1996 | 1998 | 2000 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2009 | 2010 | 2013 | Telemachus | fantasy | high fantasy | epic fantasy | Robert Jordan | Brandon Sanderson

2. Nestor (25 September 2026), based on Joyce's Nestor and Robert Jordan's series The Wheel of Time:

   Scents of blood.

   tags: Ulysses (novel) | James Joyce | 1922 | automatically generated text | Patrick Mooney | 1990 | 1991 | 1992 | 1993 | 1994 | 1996 | 1998 | 2000 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2009 | 2010 | 2013 | Nestor | fantasy | high fantasy | epic fantasy | Robert Jordan | Brandon Sanderson

3. Proteus (26 September 2026), based on Joyce's Proteus and Robert Jordan's series The Wheel of Time:

   Beauty is not easy.

   tags: Ulysses (novel) | James Joyce | 1922 | automatically generated text | Patrick Mooney | 1990 | 1991 | 1992 | 1993 | 1994 | 1996 | 1998 | 2000 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2009 | 2010 | 2013 | Proteus | fantasy | high fantasy | epic fantasy | Robert Jordan | Brandon Sanderson

4. Calypso (27 September 2026), based on Joyce's Calypso and Robert Jordan's series The Wheel of Time:

   Harbinger of the Guards in their hands on his face and hands; all will know that.

   tags: Ulysses (novel) | James Joyce | 1922 | automatically generated text | Patrick Mooney | 1990 | 1991 | 1992 | 1993 | 1994 | 1996 | 1998 | 2000 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2009 | 2010 | 2013 | Calypso | fantasy | high fantasy | epic fantasy | Robert Jordan | Brandon Sanderson

5. Lotus Eaters (28 September 2026), based on Joyce's Lotus Eaters and Robert Jordan's series The Wheel of Time:

   Cairhien would tax you a mile off when they were, she set out, but the only warning he had just spoken up in the ballad.

   tags: Ulysses (novel) | James Joyce | 1922 | automatically generated text | Patrick Mooney | 1990 | 1991 | 1992 | 1993 | 1994 | 1996 | 1998 | 2000 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2009 | 2010 | 2013 | Lotus Eaters | fantasy | high fantasy | epic fantasy | Robert Jordan | Brandon Sanderson

6. Hades (29 September 2026), based on Joyce's Hades and Robert Jordan's series The Wheel of Time:

   Who'll read the book held up after your Healing, and maybe few enough at that.

   tags: Ulysses (novel) | James Joyce | 1922 | automatically generated text | Patrick Mooney | 1990 | 1991 | 1992 | 1993 | 1994 | 1996 | 1998 | 2000 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2009 | 2010 | 2013 | Hades | fantasy | high fantasy | epic fantasy | Robert Jordan | Brandon Sanderson

7. Aeolous (30 September 2026), based on Joyce's Aeolus and Robert Jordan's series The Wheel of Time:

   LIFE ON THE DISSOLUTION OF A MAN MOSES.

   tags: Ulysses (novel) | James Joyce | 1922 | automatically generated text | Patrick Mooney | 1990 | 1991 | 1992 | 1993 | 1994 | 1996 | 1998 | 2000 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2009 | 2010 | 2013 | Aeolous | fantasy | high fantasy | epic fantasy | Robert Jordan | Brandon Sanderson

8. Lestrygonians (01 October 2026), based on Joyce's Lestrygonians and Robert Jordan's series The Wheel of Time:

   Do about this morning, with narrow faces and those who took the hand, twenty ranks bristling with pikes followed by his beard with one hand and pulled an unrolled chart over what lay on the shoulders.

   tags: Ulysses (novel) | James Joyce | 1922 | automatically generated text | Patrick Mooney | 1990 | 1991 | 1992 | 1993 | 1994 | 1996 | 1998 | 2000 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2009 | 2010 | 2013 | Lestrygonians | fantasy | high fantasy | epic fantasy | Robert Jordan | Brandon Sanderson

9. Scylla and Charybdis (02 October 2026), based on Joyce's Scylla and Charybdis and Robert Jordan's series The Wheel of Time:

   Temperamental, distrustful, arrogant.

   tags: Ulysses (novel) | James Joyce | 1922 | automatically generated text | Patrick Mooney | 1990 | 1991 | 1992 | 1993 | 1994 | 1996 | 1998 | 2000 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2009 | 2010 | 2013 | Scylla and Charybdis | fantasy | high fantasy | epic fantasy | Robert Jordan | Brandon Sanderson

10. Wandering Rocks (03 October 2026), based on Joyce's Wandering Rocks and Robert Jordan's series The Wheel of Time:

    Safe, you didn’t tell him that she might take it back.

    tags: Ulysses (novel) | James Joyce | 1922 | automatically generated text | Patrick Mooney | 1990 | 1991 | 1992 | 1993 | 1994 | 1996 | 1998 | 2000 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2009 | 2010 | 2013 | Wandering Rocks | fantasy | high fantasy | epic fantasy | Robert Jordan | Brandon Sanderson

11. Sirens (04 October 2026), based on Joyce's Sirens and Robert Jordan's series The Wheel of Time:

    Tipping her tepping her tapping her nose.

    tags: Ulysses (novel) | James Joyce | 1922 | automatically generated text | Patrick Mooney | 1990 | 1991 | 1992 | 1993 | 1994 | 1996 | 1998 | 2000 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2009 | 2010 | 2013 | Sirens | fantasy | high fantasy | epic fantasy | Robert Jordan | Brandon Sanderson

12. Cyclops (05 October 2026), based on Joyce's Cyclops and Robert Jordan's series The Wheel of Time:

    Horns for goats, Beaks for hawks, Arms for bears.

    tags: Ulysses (novel) | James Joyce | 1922 | automatically generated text | Patrick Mooney | 1990 | 1991 | 1992 | 1993 | 1994 | 1996 | 1998 | 2000 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2009 | 2010 | 2013 | Cyclops | fantasy | high fantasy | epic fantasy | Robert Jordan | Brandon Sanderson

13. Nausicaa (07 October 2026), based on Joyce's Nausicaa and Robert Jordan's series The Wheel of Time:

    Wobbled.

    tags: Ulysses (novel) | James Joyce | 1922 | automatically generated text | Patrick Mooney | 1990 | 1991 | 1992 | 1993 | 1994 | 1996 | 1998 | 2000 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2009 | 2010 | 2013 | Nausicaa | fantasy | high fantasy | epic fantasy | Robert Jordan | Brandon Sanderson

14. Oxen of the Sun (08 October 2026), based on Joyce's Oxen of the Sun and Robert Jordan's series The Wheel of Time:

    Omnis caro ad te veniet.

    tags: Ulysses (novel) | James Joyce | 1922 | automatically generated text | Patrick Mooney | 1990 | 1991 | 1992 | 1993 | 1994 | 1996 | 1998 | 2000 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2009 | 2010 | 2013 | Oxen of the Sun | fantasy | high fantasy | epic fantasy | Robert Jordan | Brandon Sanderson

15. Circe (09 October 2026), based on Joyce's Circe and Robert Jordan's series The Wheel of Time:

    (Half the surrounding Aiel, though.

    tags: Ulysses (novel) | James Joyce | 1922 | automatically generated text | Patrick Mooney | 1990 | 1991 | 1992 | 1993 | 1994 | 1996 | 1998 | 2000 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2009 | 2010 | 2013 | Circe | fantasy | high fantasy | epic fantasy | Robert Jordan | Brandon Sanderson

16. Eumaeus (10 October 2026), based on Joyce’s Eumaeus and Robert Jordan's series The Wheel of Time:

    Powerful.

    tags: Ulysses (novel) | James Joyce | 1922 | automatically generated text | Patrick Mooney | 1990 | 1991 | 1992 | 1993 | 1994 | 1996 | 1998 | 2000 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2009 | 2010 | 2013 | Eumaeus | fantasy | high fantasy | epic fantasy | Robert Jordan | Brandon Sanderson

17. Ithaca (11 October 2026), based on Joyce's Ithaca and Robert Jordan's series The Wheel of Time:

    Abnegation?

    tags: Ulysses (novel) | James Joyce | 1922 | automatically generated text | Patrick Mooney | 1990 | 1991 | 1992 | 1993 | 1994 | 1996 | 1998 | 2000 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2009 | 2010 | 2013 | Ithaca | fantasy | high fantasy | epic fantasy | Robert Jordan | Brandon Sanderson

18. Penelope (12 October 2026), based on Joyce's Penelope and Robert Jordan's series The Wheel of Time:

    Moments later three dark heads broke the boom hoisting him.

    tags: Ulysses (novel) | James Joyce | 1922 | automatically generated text | Patrick Mooney | 1990 | 1991 | 1992 | 1993 | 1994 | 1996 | 1998 | 2000 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2009 | 2010 | 2013 | Penelope | fantasy | high fantasy | epic fantasy | Robert Jordan | Brandon Sanderson

Scripts

The scripts used to generate this edition of Ulysses Redux are available here.