Ulysses Redux #101: The Wheel of Bloom (XIII)

Summary

Remixes Joyce's Ulysses with chapters from Robert Jordan‘s (and Brandon Sanderson’s) series of epic fantasy novels, The Wheel of Time.

Contents

1. Telemachus (13 August 2026), based on Joyce's Telemachus and Robert Jordan's series The Wheel of Time:

   Woke us all too many teeth.

   tags: Ulysses (novel) | James Joyce | 1922 | automatically generated text | Patrick Mooney | 1990 | 1991 | 1992 | 1993 | 1994 | 1996 | 1998 | 2000 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2009 | 2010 | 2013 | Telemachus | fantasy | high fantasy | epic fantasy | Robert Jordan | Brandon Sanderson

2. Nestor (14 August 2026), based on Joyce's Nestor and Robert Jordan's series The Wheel of Time:

   Especially against someone who has to be someplace safe.

   tags: Ulysses (novel) | James Joyce | 1922 | automatically generated text | Patrick Mooney | 1990 | 1991 | 1992 | 1993 | 1994 | 1996 | 1998 | 2000 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2009 | 2010 | 2013 | Nestor | fantasy | high fantasy | epic fantasy | Robert Jordan | Brandon Sanderson

3. Proteus (15 August 2026), based on Joyce's Proteus and Robert Jordan's series The Wheel of Time:

   Between that and hurried out.

   tags: Ulysses (novel) | James Joyce | 1922 | automatically generated text | Patrick Mooney | 1990 | 1991 | 1992 | 1993 | 1994 | 1996 | 1998 | 2000 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2009 | 2010 | 2013 | Proteus | fantasy | high fantasy | epic fantasy | Robert Jordan | Brandon Sanderson

4. Calypso (16 August 2026), based on Joyce's Calypso and Robert Jordan's series The Wheel of Time:

   Cruel.

   tags: Ulysses (novel) | James Joyce | 1922 | automatically generated text | Patrick Mooney | 1990 | 1991 | 1992 | 1993 | 1994 | 1996 | 1998 | 2000 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2009 | 2010 | 2013 | Calypso | fantasy | high fantasy | epic fantasy | Robert Jordan | Brandon Sanderson

5. Lotus Eaters (17 August 2026), based on Joyce's Lotus Eaters and Robert Jordan's series The Wheel of Time:

   Morvrin was the Aes Sedai.

   tags: Ulysses (novel) | James Joyce | 1922 | automatically generated text | Patrick Mooney | 1990 | 1991 | 1992 | 1993 | 1994 | 1996 | 1998 | 2000 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2009 | 2010 | 2013 | Lotus Eaters | fantasy | high fantasy | epic fantasy | Robert Jordan | Brandon Sanderson

6. Hades (18 August 2026), based on Joyce's Hades and Robert Jordan's series The Wheel of Time:

   Uniformed soldiers peeked out nervously from behind.

   tags: Ulysses (novel) | James Joyce | 1922 | automatically generated text | Patrick Mooney | 1990 | 1991 | 1992 | 1993 | 1994 | 1996 | 1998 | 2000 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2009 | 2010 | 2013 | Hades | fantasy | high fantasy | epic fantasy | Robert Jordan | Brandon Sanderson

7. Aeolous (19 August 2026), based on Joyce's Aeolus and Robert Jordan's series The Wheel of Time:

   SOPHIST WALLOPS HAUGHTY HELEN SQUARE ON THE EDITOR.

   tags: Ulysses (novel) | James Joyce | 1922 | automatically generated text | Patrick Mooney | 1990 | 1991 | 1992 | 1993 | 1994 | 1996 | 1998 | 2000 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2009 | 2010 | 2013 | Aeolous | fantasy | high fantasy | epic fantasy | Robert Jordan | Brandon Sanderson

8. Lestrygonians (20 August 2026), based on Joyce's Lestrygonians and Robert Jordan's series The Wheel of Time:

   Dozens of them to become Aes Sedai had called her Mada—came back muttering that he was doing the planting.

   tags: Ulysses (novel) | James Joyce | 1922 | automatically generated text | Patrick Mooney | 1990 | 1991 | 1992 | 1993 | 1994 | 1996 | 1998 | 2000 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2009 | 2010 | 2013 | Lestrygonians | fantasy | high fantasy | epic fantasy | Robert Jordan | Brandon Sanderson

9. Scylla and Charybdis (21 August 2026), based on Joyce's Scylla and Charybdis and Robert Jordan's series The Wheel of Time:

   Richer lands might be needed.

   tags: Ulysses (novel) | James Joyce | 1922 | automatically generated text | Patrick Mooney | 1990 | 1991 | 1992 | 1993 | 1994 | 1996 | 1998 | 2000 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2009 | 2010 | 2013 | Scylla and Charybdis | fantasy | high fantasy | epic fantasy | Robert Jordan | Brandon Sanderson

10. Wandering Rocks (22 August 2026), based on Joyce's Wandering Rocks and Robert Jordan's series The Wheel of Time:

    Avene’s son Migel—her voice took on being Wisdom of Emond’s Field.

    tags: Ulysses (novel) | James Joyce | 1922 | automatically generated text | Patrick Mooney | 1990 | 1991 | 1992 | 1993 | 1994 | 1996 | 1998 | 2000 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2009 | 2010 | 2013 | Wandering Rocks | fantasy | high fantasy | epic fantasy | Robert Jordan | Brandon Sanderson

11. Sirens (23 August 2026), based on Joyce's Sirens and Robert Jordan's series The Wheel of Time:

    Mouth twisted with distaste, Caraline said quietly.

    tags: Ulysses (novel) | James Joyce | 1922 | automatically generated text | Patrick Mooney | 1990 | 1991 | 1992 | 1993 | 1994 | 1996 | 1998 | 2000 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2009 | 2010 | 2013 | Sirens | fantasy | high fantasy | epic fantasy | Robert Jordan | Brandon Sanderson

12. Cyclops (24 August 2026), based on Joyce's Cyclops and Robert Jordan's series The Wheel of Time:

    Can I do something to help you?

    tags: Ulysses (novel) | James Joyce | 1922 | automatically generated text | Patrick Mooney | 1990 | 1991 | 1992 | 1993 | 1994 | 1996 | 1998 | 2000 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2009 | 2010 | 2013 | Cyclops | fantasy | high fantasy | epic fantasy | Robert Jordan | Brandon Sanderson

13. Nausicaa (25 August 2026), based on Joyce's Nausicaa and Robert Jordan's series The Wheel of Time:

    Disarrayed clothing or not the reason why he must stand and walk away unscathed.

    tags: Ulysses (novel) | James Joyce | 1922 | automatically generated text | Patrick Mooney | 1990 | 1991 | 1992 | 1993 | 1994 | 1996 | 1998 | 2000 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2009 | 2010 | 2013 | Nausicaa | fantasy | high fantasy | epic fantasy | Robert Jordan | Brandon Sanderson

14. Oxen of the Sun (26 August 2026), based on Joyce's Oxen of the Sun and Robert Jordan's series The Wheel of Time:

    Perrin’s turn to stand before the Aelfinn and the thick, ribbed bark.

    tags: Ulysses (novel) | James Joyce | 1922 | automatically generated text | Patrick Mooney | 1990 | 1991 | 1992 | 1993 | 1994 | 1996 | 1998 | 2000 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2009 | 2010 | 2013 | Oxen of the Sun | fantasy | high fantasy | epic fantasy | Robert Jordan | Brandon Sanderson

15. Circe (27 August 2026), based on Joyce's Circe and Robert Jordan's series The Wheel of Time:

    (Turning away was hard as this since Faile was in no way to safety.

    tags: Ulysses (novel) | James Joyce | 1922 | automatically generated text | Patrick Mooney | 1990 | 1991 | 1992 | 1993 | 1994 | 1996 | 1998 | 2000 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2009 | 2010 | 2013 | Circe | fantasy | high fantasy | epic fantasy | Robert Jordan | Brandon Sanderson

16. Eumaeus (28 August 2026), based on Joyce’s Eumaeus and Robert Jordan's series The Wheel of Time:

    Women’s Circle.

    tags: Ulysses (novel) | James Joyce | 1922 | automatically generated text | Patrick Mooney | 1990 | 1991 | 1992 | 1993 | 1994 | 1996 | 1998 | 2000 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2009 | 2010 | 2013 | Eumaeus | fantasy | high fantasy | epic fantasy | Robert Jordan | Brandon Sanderson

17. Ithaca (29 August 2026), based on Joyce's Ithaca and Robert Jordan's series The Wheel of Time:

    By what did he desist from the scene was the stillflowing tap?

    tags: Ulysses (novel) | James Joyce | 1922 | automatically generated text | Patrick Mooney | 1990 | 1991 | 1992 | 1993 | 1994 | 1996 | 1998 | 2000 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2009 | 2010 | 2013 | Ithaca | fantasy | high fantasy | epic fantasy | Robert Jordan | Brandon Sanderson

18. Penelope (30 August 2026), based on Joyce's Penelope and Robert Jordan's series The Wheel of Time:

    Coolly, she was likely to hold your temper when I was just not entirely understand, and punished for what that one of them.

    tags: Ulysses (novel) | James Joyce | 1922 | automatically generated text | Patrick Mooney | 1990 | 1991 | 1992 | 1993 | 1994 | 1996 | 1998 | 2000 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2009 | 2010 | 2013 | Penelope | fantasy | high fantasy | epic fantasy | Robert Jordan | Brandon Sanderson

Scripts

The scripts used to generate this edition of Ulysses Redux are available here.