Ulysses Redux #097: The Wheel of Bloom (VIII)

Summary

Remixes Joyce's Ulysses with chapters from Robert Jordan‘s (and Brandon Sanderson’s) series of epic fantasy novels, The Wheel of Time.

Contents

1. Telemachus (29 July 2026), based on Joyce's Telemachus and Robert Jordan's series The Wheel of Time:

   Five lines of determination?

   tags: Ulysses (novel) | James Joyce | 1922 | automatically generated text | Patrick Mooney | 1990 | | 1991 | | 1992 | | 1993 | | 1994 | | 1996 | | 1998 | | 2000 | | 2003 | | 2004 | | 2005 | | 2009 | | 2010 | | 2013 | Telemachus | fantasy | high fantasy | epic fantasy | Robert Jordan | Brandon Sanderson

2. Nestor (29 July 2026), based on Joyce's Nestor and Robert Jordan's series The Wheel of Time:

   Armor on the hillside where he had tested himself against the far side answered him; she would!

   tags: Ulysses (novel) | James Joyce | 1922 | automatically generated text | Patrick Mooney | 1990 | | 1991 | | 1992 | | 1993 | | 1994 | | 1996 | | 1998 | | 2000 | | 2003 | | 2004 | | 2005 | | 2009 | | 2010 | | 2013 | Nestor | fantasy | high fantasy | epic fantasy | Robert Jordan | Brandon Sanderson

3. Proteus (29 July 2026), based on Joyce's Proteus and Robert Jordan's series The Wheel of Time:

   Nyna?

   tags: Ulysses (novel) | James Joyce | 1922 | automatically generated text | Patrick Mooney | 1990 | | 1991 | | 1992 | | 1993 | | 1994 | | 1996 | | 1998 | | 2000 | | 2003 | | 2004 | | 2005 | | 2009 | | 2010 | | 2013 | Proteus | fantasy | high fantasy | epic fantasy | Robert Jordan | Brandon Sanderson

4. Calypso (29 July 2026), based on Joyce's Calypso and Robert Jordan's series The Wheel of Time:

   Musical laughter pulled his head in disapproval.

   tags: Ulysses (novel) | James Joyce | 1922 | automatically generated text | Patrick Mooney | 1990 | | 1991 | | 1992 | | 1993 | | 1994 | | 1996 | | 1998 | | 2000 | | 2003 | | 2004 | | 2005 | | 2009 | | 2010 | | 2013 | Calypso | fantasy | high fantasy | epic fantasy | Robert Jordan | Brandon Sanderson

5. Lotus Eaters (29 July 2026), based on Joyce's Lotus Eaters and Robert Jordan's series The Wheel of Time:

   Easing the Badger.

   tags: Ulysses (novel) | James Joyce | 1922 | automatically generated text | Patrick Mooney | 1990 | | 1991 | | 1992 | | 1993 | | 1994 | | 1996 | | 1998 | | 2000 | | 2003 | | 2004 | | 2005 | | 2009 | | 2010 | | 2013 | Lotus Eaters | fantasy | high fantasy | epic fantasy | Robert Jordan | Brandon Sanderson

6. Hades (29 July 2026), based on Joyce's Hades and Robert Jordan's series The Wheel of Time:

   Supper, when all had knelt, dropped carefully his unfolded newspaper from his wife would, girl?

   tags: Ulysses (novel) | James Joyce | 1922 | automatically generated text | Patrick Mooney | 1990 | | 1991 | | 1992 | | 1993 | | 1994 | | 1996 | | 1998 | | 2000 | | 2003 | | 2004 | | 2005 | | 2009 | | 2010 | | 2013 | Hades | fantasy | high fantasy | epic fantasy | Robert Jordan | Brandon Sanderson

7. Aeolous (29 July 2026), based on Joyce's Aeolus and Robert Jordan's series The Wheel of Time:

   DIMINISHED DIGITS PROVE TOO TITILLATING FOR HIM!

   tags: Ulysses (novel) | James Joyce | 1922 | automatically generated text | Patrick Mooney | 1990 | | 1991 | | 1992 | | 1993 | | 1994 | | 1996 | | 1998 | | 2000 | | 2003 | | 2004 | | 2005 | | 2009 | | 2010 | | 2013 | Aeolous | fantasy | high fantasy | epic fantasy | Robert Jordan | Brandon Sanderson

8. Lestrygonians (29 July 2026), based on Joyce's Lestrygonians and Robert Jordan's series The Wheel of Time:

   Stuff them up on the tabletop, hit powerfully.

   tags: Ulysses (novel) | James Joyce | 1922 | automatically generated text | Patrick Mooney | 1990 | | 1991 | | 1992 | | 1993 | | 1994 | | 1996 | | 1998 | | 2000 | | 2003 | | 2004 | | 2005 | | 2009 | | 2010 | | 2013 | Lestrygonians | fantasy | high fantasy | epic fantasy | Robert Jordan | Brandon Sanderson

9. Scylla and Charybdis (29 July 2026), based on Joyce's Scylla and Charybdis and Robert Jordan's series The Wheel of Time:

   Pardon, my Lord Captain Commander to explain some things, some of the others turned flat stares on her shoulder.

   tags: Ulysses (novel) | James Joyce | 1922 | automatically generated text | Patrick Mooney | 1990 | | 1991 | | 1992 | | 1993 | | 1994 | | 1996 | | 1998 | | 2000 | | 2003 | | 2004 | | 2005 | | 2009 | | 2010 | | 2013 | Scylla and Charybdis | fantasy | high fantasy | epic fantasy | Robert Jordan | Brandon Sanderson

10. Wandering Rocks (29 July 2026), based on Joyce's Wandering Rocks and Robert Jordan's series The Wheel of Time:

    Depending on how many Two Rivers?

    tags: Ulysses (novel) | James Joyce | 1922 | automatically generated text | Patrick Mooney | 1990 | | 1991 | | 1992 | | 1993 | | 1994 | | 1996 | | 1998 | | 2000 | | 2003 | | 2004 | | 2005 | | 2009 | | 2010 | | 2013 | Wandering Rocks | fantasy | high fantasy | epic fantasy | Robert Jordan | Brandon Sanderson

11. Sirens (29 July 2026), based on Joyce's Sirens and Robert Jordan's series The Wheel of Time:

    Dodging through the crowds behind prodding staves, and so did his accent.

    tags: Ulysses (novel) | James Joyce | 1922 | automatically generated text | Patrick Mooney | 1990 | | 1991 | | 1992 | | 1993 | | 1994 | | 1996 | | 1998 | | 2000 | | 2003 | | 2004 | | 2005 | | 2009 | | 2010 | | 2013 | Sirens | fantasy | high fantasy | epic fantasy | Robert Jordan | Brandon Sanderson

12. Cyclops (30 July 2026), based on Joyce's Cyclops and Robert Jordan's series The Wheel of Time:

    Galina, beating Tarna’s block out of her dress molded her hips and bosom.

    tags: Ulysses (novel) | James Joyce | 1922 | automatically generated text | Patrick Mooney | 1990 | | 1991 | | 1992 | | 1993 | | 1994 | | 1996 | | 1998 | | 2000 | | 2003 | | 2004 | | 2005 | | 2009 | | 2010 | | 2013 | Cyclops | fantasy | high fantasy | epic fantasy | Robert Jordan | Brandon Sanderson

13. Nausicaa (30 July 2026), based on Joyce's Nausicaa and Robert Jordan's series The Wheel of Time:

    Joining the tiny pearl buttons.

    tags: Ulysses (novel) | James Joyce | 1922 | automatically generated text | Patrick Mooney | 1990 | | 1991 | | 1992 | | 1993 | | 1994 | | 1996 | | 1998 | | 2000 | | 2003 | | 2004 | | 2005 | | 2009 | | 2010 | | 2013 | Nausicaa | fantasy | high fantasy | epic fantasy | Robert Jordan | Brandon Sanderson

14. Oxen of the Sun (30 July 2026), based on Joyce's Oxen of the Sun and Robert Jordan's series The Wheel of Time:

    Mistreatment.

    tags: Ulysses (novel) | James Joyce | 1922 | automatically generated text | Patrick Mooney | 1990 | | 1991 | | 1992 | | 1993 | | 1994 | | 1996 | | 1998 | | 2000 | | 2003 | | 2004 | | 2005 | | 2009 | | 2010 | | 2013 | Oxen of the Sun | fantasy | high fantasy | epic fantasy | Robert Jordan | Brandon Sanderson

15. Circe (30 July 2026), based on Joyce's Circe and Robert Jordan's series The Wheel of Time:

    (Treachery by hunting the Darkfriend among them to—the taxes those new crafts paid would help Toveine Gazal had been quick and efficient.

    tags: Ulysses (novel) | James Joyce | 1922 | automatically generated text | Patrick Mooney | 1990 | | 1991 | | 1992 | | 1993 | | 1994 | | 1996 | | 1998 | | 2000 | | 2003 | | 2004 | | 2005 | | 2009 | | 2010 | | 2013 | Circe | fantasy | high fantasy | epic fantasy | Robert Jordan | Brandon Sanderson

16. Eumaeus (30 July 2026), based on Joyce’s Eumaeus and Robert Jordan's series The Wheel of Time:

    Regardless, Egwene said.

    tags: Ulysses (novel) | James Joyce | 1922 | automatically generated text | Patrick Mooney | 1990 | | 1991 | | 1992 | | 1993 | | 1994 | | 1996 | | 1998 | | 2000 | | 2003 | | 2004 | | 2005 | | 2009 | | 2010 | | 2013 | Eumaeus | fantasy | high fantasy | epic fantasy | Robert Jordan | Brandon Sanderson

17. Ithaca (30 July 2026), based on Joyce's Ithaca and Robert Jordan's series The Wheel of Time:

    Describe them?

    tags: Ulysses (novel) | James Joyce | 1922 | automatically generated text | Patrick Mooney | 1990 | | 1991 | | 1992 | | 1993 | | 1994 | | 1996 | | 1998 | | 2000 | | 2003 | | 2004 | | 2005 | | 2009 | | 2010 | | 2013 | Ithaca | fantasy | high fantasy | epic fantasy | Robert Jordan | Brandon Sanderson

18. Penelope (30 July 2026), based on Joyce's Penelope and Robert Jordan's series The Wheel of Time:

    Calmly pulling her hat and scarf.

    tags: Ulysses (novel) | James Joyce | 1922 | automatically generated text | Patrick Mooney | 1990 | | 1991 | | 1992 | | 1993 | | 1994 | | 1996 | | 1998 | | 2000 | | 2003 | | 2004 | | 2005 | | 2009 | | 2010 | | 2013 | Penelope | fantasy | high fantasy | epic fantasy | Robert Jordan | Brandon Sanderson

Scripts

The scripts used to generate this edition of Ulysses Redux are available here.