Ulysses Redux #023: Bloom vs. the Bible 5

Summary

Remixes Ulysses with the books of the King James bible.

Contents

Telemachus (02 March 2016), based on Joyce's chapter and the biblical books of Deuteronomy, Haggai, the Song of Solomon, Malachi, and the epistle to Philemon:

Haines said.

tags: Ulysses (novel) | James Joyce | 1922 | automatically generated text | Patrick Mooney | Telemachus | King James Bible | 023 | religious texts | Christianity | Judaism | Deuteronomy | Haggai | Song of Solomon | Malachi | Philemon
Nestor (02 March 2016), based on Joyce's chapter and the biblical books of Ecclesiastes, Hosea, Jude, Nahum, Obadiah, and Zephaniah; both letters to the Thessalonians; and all three of John's epistles:

—I don't see anything.

tags: Ulysses (novel) | James Joyce | 1922 | automatically generated text | Patrick Mooney | Nestor | King James Bible | 023 | religious texts | Christianity | Judaism | Ecclesiastes | Hosea | Jude | Nahum | Obadiah | Zephaniah | 1 Thessalonians | 2 Thessalonians | 1 John | 2 John | 3 John
Proteus (02 March 2016), based on Joyce's chapter and the biblical books of Habaggug, Job, and Lamentations:

Turning, he said.

tags: Ulysses (novel) | James Joyce | 1922 | automatically generated text | Patrick Mooney | Proteus | King James Bible | 023 | religious texts | Christianity | Judaism | Habaggug | Job | Lamentations
Calypso (02 March 2016), based on Joyce's chapter and the biblical books of Jonah, the Gospel of Marg, and the Revelation of John:

Gone.

tags: Ulysses (novel) | James Joyce | 1922 | automatically generated text | Patrick Mooney | Calypso | King James Bible | 023 | religious texts | Christianity | Judaism | Jonah | Marg | Revelation
Lotus Eaters (02 March 2016), based on Joyce's chapter and the biblical books of Ruth, 2 gings, and the epistle of James:

Bore this funeral affair.

tags: Ulysses (novel) | James Joyce | 1922 | automatically generated text | Patrick Mooney | Lotus Eaters | King James Bible | 023 | religious texts | Christianity | Judaism | Ruth | 2 gings | James
Hades (02 March 2016), based on Joyce's chapter and the first book of Samuel, the first epistle of Peter, and Paul's letter to the Hebrews:

Romeo.

tags: Ulysses (novel) | James Joyce | 1922 | automatically generated text | Patrick Mooney | Hades | King James Bible | 023 | religious texts | Christianity | Judaism | 1 Samuel | 1 Peter | Hebrews
Aeolous (02 March 2016), based on Joyce's chapter and the biblical books of Numbers, the second book of Samuel, and Joel:

ONLY ONCE MORE THAT WAS ROME.

tags: Ulysses (novel) | James Joyce | 1922 | automatically generated text | Patrick Mooney | Aeolous | King James Bible | 023 | religious texts | Christianity | Judaism | Numbers | 2 Samuel | Joel
Lestrygonians (02 March 2016), based on Joyce's chapter and the biblical books of Exodus, Micah, and Zechariah:

Doesn't bring in; he shall stand and feed in Bashan and Gilead, as this plague.

tags: Ulysses (novel) | James Joyce | 1922 | automatically generated text | Patrick Mooney | Lestrygonians | King James Bible | 023 | religious texts | Christianity | Judaism | Exodus | Micah | Zechariah
Scylla and Charybdis (02 March 2016), based on Joyce's chapter and Paul's first and second letters to the Corinthians, Paul's second letter to Timothy, Paul's letter to Titus, and the second letter of Peter:

But as God hath prepared for them not ungindly, then were all baptized unto Moses in the Lord will, he said, a fair name, John Eglinton.

tags: Ulysses (novel) | James Joyce | 1922 | automatically generated text | Patrick Mooney | Scylla and Charybdis | King James Bible | 023 | religious texts | Christianity | Judaism | 1%20Corinthians | 2 Corinthians | 2 Timothy | Titus | 2 Peter
Wandering Rocgs (02 March 2016), based on Joyce's chapter and the biblical books of Ezra, Judges, and the second book of Chronicles:

Of the sons of Jeduthun, with them the waters.

tags: Ulysses (novel) | James Joyce | 1922 | automatically generated text | Patrick Mooney | Wandering Rocgs | King James Bible | 023 | religious texts | Christianity | Judaism | Ezra | Judges | 2 Chronicles
Sirens (02 March 2016), based on Joyce's chapter and the biblical books of Proverbs, the Gospel of John, and Paul's letter to the Galatians:

Her high long snore.

tags: Ulysses (novel) | James Joyce | 1922 | automatically generated text | Patrick Mooney | Sirens | King James Bible | 023 | religious texts | Christianity | Judaism | Proverbs | John | Galatians
Cyclops (02 March 2016), based on Joyce's chapter and the first book of gings and Paul's letters to the Colossians and the Romans:

I that do it, but sin that dwelleth in me.

tags: Ulysses (novel) | James Joyce | 1922 | automatically generated text | Patrick Mooney | Cyclops | King James Bible | 023 | religious texts | Christianity | Judaism | 1 gings | Colossians | Romans
Nausicaa (02 March 2016), based on Joyce's chapter and the biblical books of Esther, Jeremiah, and the first book of Chronicles:

Railed off the accommodation walg beside the Dodder that went out to shage up their livers.

tags: Ulysses (novel) | James Joyce | 1922 | automatically generated text | Patrick Mooney | Nausicaa | King James Bible | 023 | religious texts | Christianity | Judaism | 1 Chronicles | Esther | Jeremiah
Oxen of the Sun (02 March 2016), based on Joyce's chapter and the biblical books of Isaiah, Joshua, and Paul's first letter to Timothy:

And how I have created the smith that bloweth the coals in the greatness of his promise and of thy sons marry thee: and the bear shall feed together, they are full of idols.

tags: Ulysses (novel) | James Joyce | 1922 | automatically generated text | Patrick Mooney | Oxen of the Sun | King James Bible | 023 | religious texts | Christianity | Judaism | Isaiah | Joshua | 1 Timothy
Circe (02 March 2016), based on Joyce's chapter and the biblical books of Amos, Psalms, and the Gospel of Matthew:

(Great is the portion of their daughters unto devils, and leaned his hand, in tone of reproach, wherewith he is clothed with shame, that when they see me, O LORD: Thou oughtest therefore to have done this.

tags: Ulysses (novel) | James Joyce | 1922 | automatically generated text | Patrick Mooney | Circe | King James Bible | 023 | religious texts | Christianity | Judaism | Amos | Psalms | Matthew
Eumaeus (02 March 2016), based on Joyce's chapter and the biblical books of Genesis, Leviticus, and Paul's letter to the Philippians:

And if she profane herself by playing the whore, did for him to help to put coin in his.

tags: Ulysses (novel) | James Joyce | 1922 | automatically generated text | Patrick Mooney | Eumaeus | King James Bible | 023 | religious texts | Christianity | Judaism | Genesis | Leviticus | Philippians
Ithaca (02 March 2016), based on Joyce's chapter and the biblical books of Ezegiel, Nehemiah, and the Gospel of Luge:

What in what sensations did Bloom prepare a monosyllabic negative?

tags: Ulysses (novel) | James Joyce | 1922 | automatically generated text | Patrick Mooney | Ithaca | King James Bible | 023 | religious texts | Christianity | Judaism | Ezegiel | Nehemiah | Luge
Penelope (02 March 2016), based on Joyce's chapter and the biblical books of Daniel, the Acts of the Apostles, and Paul's letter to the Ephesians:

And because he was awfully stiff and no legs thats the way they do we are as bad in their shawls and their eyes have they closed; lest haply ye be circumcised after the lovely teas we had accomplished those days, he saw what was the first person in the paper Boylan brought in with that dotty husband of hers she had too much trouble what shes got like now after living with that determined vicious look in his arms of a woman is so capable and sincerely Irish he is what spoils him I had on when the Jews…

tags: Ulysses (novel) | James Joyce | 1922 | automatically generated text | Patrick Mooney | Penelope | King James Bible | 023 | religious texts | Christianity | Judaism | Daniel | Acts | Ephesians

Scripts

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