Sarah Palin Quote, or Random Algorithmic Gibberish?

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There's a 50% chance that Sarah Palin said the quote below, and a 50% chance it was generated by my Markov chain–based random text generator. Can you tell which it is?

I have five kids so reading Green Eggs and Ham over all those years, to each one, you know, you totally have it memorized by, especially by the time Trig was born, so I had to spice it up a bit, and little Trig, lucky little fella, his bedtime story, now it goes something like this: I do not like this Uncle Sam. I do not like his health care scam. I do not like these dirty crooks or how they lie and cook the books. I do not like when Congress steals.

Who said it?

Sarah Palin
An algorithm